Friday, 15 March 2013

Featured Slags No 5: Becky 'Vanessa' Assemakis (aka "The Faliraki Slapper") and Michelle 'Rachel' Williams

Comrades, I have a very soul-searching, painful confession to make.  
These days, I hardly ever watch ITV.

Yes, you don't need to tell me. I know. Apart from live action from the UEFA Champions League (as this blog has been legally advised we should call it), I never watch the channel that gives you The X Factor, I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, Heartbeat or even dear old Corrie.

Or, indeed, Club Reps. I'd never heard of this show when a certain British slag of Greek-Cypriot extraction and her mate was plastered all over the popular press a few years back. The slag stories of Assemakis and Williams is definitely one worth retelling.

To recap briefly, both were pole-dancing-cum-stripping Club 18-30 holidaymakers whose lesbian antics together on the show gained them national notoriety back in 2002. After arriving back in Blighty, Assemakis refused to apologise for her behaviour and later attempted to further her career by dating singer 'Fat Rick' Waller. The romance ended around the same time as Waller's career began to hit the rocks. Williams was rather more remorseful.


I'm now picking up this post nearly four years later. You may wonder why it has taken me so long to finish it. Basically, I forgot the email address that links to this blog (stupid, I know).

All of which is to say that a DVD was made of their Filthy Club Rep romping with Cathy Barry and can be found here. Apparently, it's not that good by Barry standards. A decent article on Assemakis' exploits, can be found here.

I'm sure there is plenty more that could be writen about this pair, but since quite a lot of time has passed since they entered and left national prominence at essentially the same time, I don't think I can be bothered. Let the images and articles speak for themselves.